Scientists Develop Tinfoil Hat With Built In Time Machine

"I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight." -- Withnail & I

Science Daily: Super-sensors To Discover What Happened In First Trillionth Of A Second After Big Bang.

ScienceDaily (May 4, 2009) — What happened in the first trillionth of a trillionth of a trillionth of a second after the Big Bang?

Super-sensitive microwave detectors, built at the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST), may soon help scientists find out.

Kant would lol. The Big Bang and first trillionth of a second after the Big Bang are not objects of experience. But electromagnetic microwaves are.