Wednesday, March 24, 2010
A Modest Report
New Islands Appear From the Sea
HAWAII - For nearly 30 years, scientists and pseudoscientists have argued over control of public opinion. Now declining sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: new islands have arrived.
New islands are islands which have literally just been created, said an oceanographer in Hawaii. Their appearance have been confirmed by satellite imagery and sea patrols, he said.
"What these two parties could not achieve from years of talking, has been resolved by global cooling," he said.
Scientists at the School of Oceanographic Studies at the university have noted an alarming increase in the rate at which sea levels have fallen over the past decade.
For the pseudoscience version see here.