Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Modest Report



New Islands Appear From the Sea

HAWAII - For nearly 30 years, scientists and pseudoscientists have argued over control of public opinion. Now declining sea levels have resolved the dispute for them: new islands have arrived.

New islands are islands which have literally just been created, said an oceanographer in Hawaii. Their appearance have been confirmed by satellite imagery and sea patrols, he said.

"What these two parties could not achieve from years of talking, has been resolved by global cooling," he said.

Scientists at the School of Oceanographic Studies at the university have noted an alarming increase in the rate at which sea levels have fallen over the past decade.

For the pseudoscience version see here.

8 comments:

Jeffery Keown said...

More Island disapears, a vanishing confirmed by several sources, and you call it pseudoscience?

Sure, islands are created all the time, but not from "Declining Sea Levels."

Your post is a lie...not a parody... just a lie.

OilIsMastery said...

So when islands disappear that's global warming and when islands appear that's also global warming?

Jeffery Keown said...

Nope. That's vulcanism.

OilIsMastery said...

So vulcanism causes islands to appear and global warming causes them to disappear?

Fungus FitzJuggler III said...

Guys, this is a trap and I guess you are falling for it ....?

He has simply reversed the predictable way the MSM present consistency to us.

A point some of you cannot appreciate? I thought I might have Asperger's .....

Jeffery Keown said...

I know what he's doing, Fungus.

Vulcanism causes some islands to appear.

It would also seem that global warming swallows others.

What's your point?

OilIsMastery said...

But I thought the anthropogenic volcanoes spewed the deadly lifegiving greenhouse gas CO2 into the 0.038% atmosphere that plants need in order to survive. Shouldn't they cause the islands to sink?

Jeffery Keown said...

What is your point? That things happen? If so... good job.

Your pretense of not understanding really only works when you discuss evolution, and then, it's clear you understand are just being an ass.